In today’s chapter of… Everything Environmentalists Tell Us Is Wrong … and I do mean … wrong … we will look at how paper straws do more damage to the planet than plastic straws.
Remember all that empty-headed virtue-signaling over freaken straws in 2018?
Paper straws are good!
Paper straws are virtuous!
Unless they are used to suck out the remains of a dead baby after an abortion, plastic straws are eeeevil.
